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* After a vote is swiftly organized following another argument in the chat between Miners'n'Merchants and Hasaki members, MnM unanimously decides to declare war on Hasaki
 
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* An unsuccessful raiding attempt is made against ATL member [[Pfailan]] later that day; [[EugatNomdys]] and Schieferkrieger force MnM into retreat
 
* An unsuccessful raiding attempt is made against ATL member [[Pfailan]] later that day; [[EugatNomdys]] and Schieferkrieger force MnM into retreat
 
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* Schieferkrieger leaves Atlantis on July 29, 2020 for reasons yet unknown
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* This means an abrupt end to the rivalry between Atlantis and Miners'n'Merchants on the subsequent day, as peace is successfully negotiated with the help of Schieferkrieger's successor, [[Ramenchan]]
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* Schieferkrieger is expected to make his return and remain an Atlantis member
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'''Hasaki'''
 
'''Hasaki'''
 
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[Coming Soon]
 
[Coming Soon]
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'''Egirl Shin'''
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* On July 30, 2020 MnM member [[leoparddart]] attempts to siege Hasaki leader [[SenpaiJakob]]
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* As Jakob is essentially trapped in his own claim and unable to leave - let alone log out - the siege resembles trench warfare in its first stages
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* Shin_Kotzilla decides to take the L for her clan: She offers Jakob a date if he is willing to follow her instructions, all of which may result in his untimely Minecraft demise
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* Intrigued by the prospect of a Minecraft date with Shin and despite his claim that he already has a girlfriend, Jakob tries to persuade her into voice chatting with him on Discord
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* As Jakob eventually relents (meaning that he dies) he earns 30 minutes of Shin's "attention" (the brackets are there for a reason) via text messages
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* Shin might have lost her dignity, but she certainly won the battle by successfully distracting her enemy using her irresistible egirl charme
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;<big>Interlude - Notable Side Plots Unrelated to the War</big>
 
;<big>Interlude - Notable Side Plots Unrelated to the War</big>
'''All Clans Go to Heaven'''
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'''All Clans Go to Heaven'''[[File:Leo And His Clone.png|thumb|right|Leo standing face to face with his clone for the second time]]
 
* On July 25, 2020 new death messages are added to the server which are humerous in nature. Numerous players ([[darkdesert]], [[Pfailan]], [[Shin_Kotzilla]] herself and more) kill themselves using various methods with the intent of seeing all of them appear in the chat. They don't reach their goal as some death messages are still missing by the end of the day. This very likely marks the day with the most deaths occuring on the server
 
* On July 25, 2020 new death messages are added to the server which are humerous in nature. Numerous players ([[darkdesert]], [[Pfailan]], [[Shin_Kotzilla]] herself and more) kill themselves using various methods with the intent of seeing all of them appear in the chat. They don't reach their goal as some death messages are still missing by the end of the day. This very likely marks the day with the most deaths occuring on the server
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'''What Is Cloned in Alinor, Stays in Alinor'''
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* A hilarious bug occurs on July 25, 2020 as an issue with Optifine results in [[leoparddart]] being cloned while fighting in Alinor
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* This shouldn't be the end of the story as only three days later, the clone is sighted in Alinor again residing in the same spot he was last seen; the clone can't be attacked nor can he access portals
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'''Don't Tread on My Portal Books'''
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* The date is July 28, 2020. Shin_Kotzilla is trying to make a delivery while being followed by [[Kiro033]] who won't leave her alone despite being asked to cut it out; she is unable to access any portals as she knows that Kiro had followed her through portals multiple times in the past and never listened to her pleads for him to mind his own business
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* While trying to lure Kiro into leoparddart's secure base where he could be properly interrogated, Kiro snatches her portal book from the lectern
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* This is considered an act of war against the [[Miners'n'Merchants]] clan hence why Kiro033's [[ValgardianLords]] is declared a rival - in addition to more transgressions committed by Kiro in the past
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* His base is raided in the subsequent minutes with [[leoparddart]] and [[picoloRomit]] winning the siege against him and looting his claim; Kiro continuously attacks and prolongs the siege
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* The war ends a few hours later as MnM merely wanted to teach a lesson
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* Kiro insists that the portal book incident was meant to be taken as a joke
  
 
'''Mind Blowing Accomplishments'''
 
'''Mind Blowing Accomplishments'''
  
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* [[Schieferkrieger]] loses his elytra in the same week in which Shin_Kotzilla begins working on this timeline: While equipped with both his elytra and a trident during rain, thus allowing him to move 2,000 blocks per second, he collides with a wall and dies instantly as the frame rate couldn't keep up with this breath-taking speed. At least he manages to find solace in the silly sound that he hears upon his demise
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* On July 25, 2020 Pfailan manages to destroy 864 blocks of sand while being completely encompassed by water; good for him!
 
* On July 25, 2020 Pfailan manages to destroy 864 blocks of sand while being completely encompassed by water; good for him!
 
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* As of July 26, 2020 Shin_Kotzilla (presumably but don't tell her that) owns the most jars of dirt on the server! It's time to overthrow [[BassQueen808]]!
 
* As of July 26, 2020 Shin_Kotzilla (presumably but don't tell her that) owns the most jars of dirt on the server! It's time to overthrow [[BassQueen808]]!
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Revision as of 04:39, 1 August 2020

Dark Ages

This "saga" refers to the events preceding "Game of Block Thrones" aka July 2020, which marks the first official and properly documented saga of the server. We all live with the legacy left behind by DarknessGamingYT!


Summary of the Great Server War
Please keep in mind that many of the participants in the Great Server War are no longer active users on the server. We can't verify all of the information provided here. This section merely serves a summary of Cornel330's recounting of the events.

March 2020

  • OrdenOfThePhoenix is formed with Cornel330 appointed as the clan leader; the new clan then proceeds to raid newcomers and smaller clans
  • Log Horizon decides to declare war on OP (OrdenOfThePhoenix), after finding out that OP had raided seven new players (Hasaki) who happened to be under Log Horizon's protection at the time
  • Cotij joins in on the action after clan leader Sizzle discovers that OP robbed him; an OP member had stumbled over one of his portal names and their clan hadn't hesitated taking advantage of this knowledge
  • Cornel330 assures us that an epic battle occured roughly around this time-frame: Allegedly, taktischestoast (OP member) successfully defeated four Hasaki members while forcing the 5th fighter into retreat, thus essentially emerging as the sole victor in a 5vs1 battle
  • After some more periods of endless raiding and bloodshed, peace negotiations are successfully initiated by OP
  • OrdenOfThePhoenix wouldn't survive losing two of its most important members to the banhammer: taktischestoast and Windeljoe were both banned for two weeks for abusing an exploit involving boats in the market area which significantly reduced server performance. None of them would ever return to the server


Game of Block Thrones

July 2020

The best-selling author Shin_Kotzilla takes on the challenge of becoming Valgard's first chronicler in hopes of preserving server history and lore. She sets out on this new endeavor on July 24, 2020 in the midst of her clan's (Miners'n'Merchants) second war against Hasaki. Though she never witnessed the first rivalry to tell the tale, the second iteration seems to mostly rely on verbal warfare. Little did she know that this dispute would eventually catapult her into a full-fledged war against the Atlantis clan!


Game of Block Thrones - Recount of the Events from All Sides

Miners'n'Merchants

  • The female members of MnM are regularly subjected to inappropriate remarks by the leaders of the Hasaki clan
  • A Hasaki member hires a hitman with BassQueen808 (leader of MnM) as the main target
  • After a vote is swiftly organized following another argument in the chat between Miners'n'Merchants and Hasaki members, MnM unanimously decides to declare war on Hasaki

Atlantis

  • Atlantis hasn't been keen on the Miners'n'Merchants clan for a while, as its members feel wronged by MnM for a multitude of reasons: Accusations against MnM mostly revolve around the alleged toxicity employed by some PVP players in addition to the clan's overall attitude which Atlantis perceives as arrogant
  • Clan leader Schieferkrieger naturally feels an obligation to protect the Hasaki clan as its former king
  • Atlantis enters the war on July 26, 2020 with Schieferkrieger spawning four powerful titans during a capturing event (the cost of which amount to roughly 2,000$) in order to pose a threat to the MnM players who outnumber him during the event; both sides put up a good fight with MnM emerging as the victor of that encounter
  • An unsuccessful raiding attempt is made against ATL member Pfailan later that day; EugatNomdys and Schieferkrieger force MnM into retreat
  • Schieferkrieger leaves Atlantis on July 29, 2020 for reasons yet unknown
  • This means an abrupt end to the rivalry between Atlantis and Miners'n'Merchants on the subsequent day, as peace is successfully negotiated with the help of Schieferkrieger's successor, Ramenchan
  • Schieferkrieger is expected to make his return and remain an Atlantis member

Hasaki

[Coming Soon]

Egirl Shin

  • As Jakob is essentially trapped in his own claim and unable to leave - let alone log out - the siege resembles trench warfare in its first stages
  • Shin_Kotzilla decides to take the L for her clan: She offers Jakob a date if he is willing to follow her instructions, all of which may result in his untimely Minecraft demise
  • Intrigued by the prospect of a Minecraft date with Shin and despite his claim that he already has a girlfriend, Jakob tries to persuade her into voice chatting with him on Discord
  • As Jakob eventually relents (meaning that he dies) he earns 30 minutes of Shin's "attention" (the brackets are there for a reason) via text messages
  • Shin might have lost her dignity, but she certainly won the battle by successfully distracting her enemy using her irresistible egirl charme


Interlude - Notable Side Plots Unrelated to the War
All Clans Go to Heaven
Leo standing face to face with his clone for the second time
  • On July 25, 2020 new death messages are added to the server which are humerous in nature. Numerous players (darkdesert, Pfailan, Shin_Kotzilla herself and more) kill themselves using various methods with the intent of seeing all of them appear in the chat. They don't reach their goal as some death messages are still missing by the end of the day. This very likely marks the day with the most deaths occuring on the server

What Is Cloned in Alinor, Stays in Alinor

  • A hilarious bug occurs on July 25, 2020 as an issue with Optifine results in leoparddart being cloned while fighting in Alinor
  • This shouldn't be the end of the story as only three days later, the clone is sighted in Alinor again residing in the same spot he was last seen; the clone can't be attacked nor can he access portals

Don't Tread on My Portal Books

  • The date is July 28, 2020. Shin_Kotzilla is trying to make a delivery while being followed by Kiro033 who won't leave her alone despite being asked to cut it out; she is unable to access any portals as she knows that Kiro had followed her through portals multiple times in the past and never listened to her pleads for him to mind his own business
  • While trying to lure Kiro into leoparddart's secure base where he could be properly interrogated, Kiro snatches her portal book from the lectern
  • This is considered an act of war against the Miners'n'Merchants clan hence why Kiro033's ValgardianLords is declared a rival - in addition to more transgressions committed by Kiro in the past
  • His base is raided in the subsequent minutes with leoparddart and picoloRomit winning the siege against him and looting his claim; Kiro continuously attacks and prolongs the siege
  • The war ends a few hours later as MnM merely wanted to teach a lesson
  • Kiro insists that the portal book incident was meant to be taken as a joke

Mind Blowing Accomplishments

  • Schieferkrieger loses his elytra in the same week in which Shin_Kotzilla begins working on this timeline: While equipped with both his elytra and a trident during rain, thus allowing him to move 2,000 blocks per second, he collides with a wall and dies instantly as the frame rate couldn't keep up with this breath-taking speed. At least he manages to find solace in the silly sound that he hears upon his demise
  • On July 25, 2020 Pfailan manages to destroy 864 blocks of sand while being completely encompassed by water; good for him!
  • As of July 26, 2020 Shin_Kotzilla (presumably but don't tell her that) owns the most jars of dirt on the server! It's time to overthrow BassQueen808!